Ramesh Babu and the Curious Case of Sindoor – Part I
Ramesh Babu is just not getting the whole deal about this ‘Ek chutki sindoor’ business. His girlfriend has been bugging him about it for a while now.
Sindoor is red. Sindoor is powdery. Sindoor is trouble if it drops on his white kurta, he thinks.
No.No.Sindoor is God’s blessing. Sindoor is the crown on a wife’s head. Sindoor is each woman’s dream. Ek chutki Sindoooor , the girlfriend insists.
It is at this juncture of the story that we need to explain something to Ramesh Babu and help him out of his predicament.
Dear Ramesh Babu, you’re missing the point here. The girlfriend neither wants the sindoor nor its crowning glory. All she wants is your surname and a debit card to your savings account.
Kapish?
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any head-banging, “What the -” feelings which may arise after reading this piece. It was an idea borne out of my own boredom-inspired FB status update about the same.
Happy weekend everybody!
Update : For R-Babu and the S-case – Part II (yes I had the gall to actually write a sequel), read it here.
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HaHa! i bow down before bollywood and it’s overdose of drama for making our lives as spicy as mango pickle.
*Bows*
“All she wants is your surname and a debit card to your savings account.”
at first i was like ‘LOL’ and then i was like ‘wait, i am a male human in kerala’
Watch out Barns! They are out there to get ur money and grab that Morris from you
he he looks like i m not evn fit for getting robbed…i never qualify for a credit card…i am tired of my bank letters – “Dear Mr Reader, Your credit card application has been unsuccessful at this mo…”
Coming back to the article, another masterpiece,quite unique…
I hope this hasn’t happened to me
Articles don’t have to be long all the time. Short ones like these are easy to read & fun. Keep up the good work!
Yes I was thinkng of going on a drive of short but witty small pieces for a while
Ha ha ha ha .. Very nicely written!